A badass ATV.

Expected or Unexpected. Alka-Seltzer in water in zero G.

wow, the sun melting steel.

Don’t move in with an ex, ever.

You'd think I'd know better but I moved out to New York City for a month July 1st, till August 1st when I left abruptly due to living with a bitch.
So the site hasn't been updated and I was all alone in NYC. It sucked ass. I'd try to find pleasure there by going to union square and talking to strangers.
I met shady ass people with names like "Shadow" "Jib jab" and "ashy larry". Before moving there I was a good kid, now I'm addicted to shotgunning crack smoke out of hookers mouths because I got alot of hookers out there and I guess they all smoke crack. I rode the subway alot to kill time and look for free performances of children break dancing for money, the reason I did this is because children are weak and since I'm bigger than them I had no problem drop kicking them while they were dancing and stealing there money. It was a spectacle, the other passages loved it so much they promptly handed me more money! Which I bought crack with from Shadow & Jib Jab.

Hot Tub Time Machine? Was humor not existent in 1986?

Four guys go back in time to the year 1986 (I was born that year) and meet Chevy Chase (who is awesome) and are confused by some frat boys for being soviet spys with some stuff from the future they found on the the four guys. Things that stand out are gay jokes, like alot of them, and the running joke of the bag boy losing his arm. For the most part the running arm joke was the most creative bit in the movie.
I'm not saying the movie was bad, just a bit to hyped up. One of my friends pointed out if you see it in theaters that you at least get a stub that is good for one "hot tub time" and thats never a bad thing.